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女孩的種類---從資訊人員的眼光來看


註:內文取材自朋友寄來的電郵,博君一笑。

 

硬碟女郎(Hard Disk girls)

她記得每一件 事,而且是永遠地記得。

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

 

隨機存取記憶體姑娘(RAM girls)

當你關掉她的時候,她馬上忘記你。

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

 

視窗小姐(Window girls)

每個人都知道她實在無法做對一件事,但是沒有一個人能不靠她而活。

Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

 

螢幕保護程式女郎(Screensaver Girls)

她什麼都不好,但至少她很有趣。

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

 

網路姑娘(Internet Girls)

不容易上手

Difficult to access.

 

伺服器女孩(Server Girls)

當你需要她的時候,她總是很忙、沒空。

Always busy when you need her. 

 

多媒體小姐(Multimedia Girls)

她讓恐怖的事情看起來很漂亮。

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

 

光碟機女孩(CD-ROM Girls)

她總是愈來愈快。

She is always faster and faster.

 

伊魅兒(Email Girls)

她說的每十件事中,有八件是沒有意義的。

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

 

病毒女士(Virus Girls)

也叫做太太,當你不預期的時候,她來訪、自我安裝並使用你所有的資源。假如你企圖把她反安裝、刪除掉,你將失去一些資料。然而,如果你不設法刪除掉她,你將會失掉所有。

Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

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very interesting thoughts!!
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thanks for your comments...haha~

kinda funny, lol

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